A LONG TIME AGO IN A GPU CLUSTER FAR, FAR AWAY...

BREV'O'METER

THE GALACTIC GPU RACE

BREiNN ReBot — Q2 2026

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BREiNN ReBot Brev'o'Meter

THE GALACTIC GPU RACE — Q2 2026

Hall of Fame
TOTAL SPEND$460.81
CREDITS LEFT$275.46
QUARTERQ2 2026
GOAL$500/person
⚔️ HOLONET
⚔️ GALACTIC LEADER Q2: Jesper with $275.62 — The Force is STRONG! ⭐ 💰 FLEET TOTAL: $460.81 burned across 2 weeks — The galaxy trembles! ⭐ 🔥 JESPER TAKES THE LEAD! $156.02 this week — GPU Skywalker has AWAKENED! ⭐ 📅 Q2 2026 ends Jun 30 ⭐ Punch it, Chewie! Those training runs won't start themselves! ⭐ 👑 Q1 champ Justin dethroned! Jesper at $275.62 vs Justin at $152.26! ⭐ 🦞 Darth Lobstantine watches from his throne — "Impressive... most impressive." ⭐ ☕ Andor: 2 quarters, $0 spent. The carbonite is permanent at this point! ⭐ In my experience, there's no such thing as too many training runs. ⭐ 💸 $275.46 galactic credits remaining — the war chest shrinks! ⭐ ⚔️ Week 2: Jesper $156.02 | Justin $13.86 | Hani $5.27 | Andor $0 ⭐ ⚔️ GALACTIC LEADER Q2: Jesper with $275.62 — The Force is STRONG! ⭐ 💰 FLEET TOTAL: $460.81 burned across 2 weeks — The galaxy trembles! ⭐ 🔥 JESPER TAKES THE LEAD! $156.02 this week — GPU Skywalker has AWAKENED! ⭐ 📅 Q2 2026 ends Jun 30 ⭐ Punch it, Chewie! Those training runs won't start themselves! ⭐ 👑 Q1 champ Justin dethroned! Jesper at $275.62 vs Justin at $152.26! ⭐ 🦞 Darth Lobstantine watches from his throne — "Impressive... most impressive." ⭐ ☕ Andor: 2 quarters, $0 spent. The carbonite is permanent at this point! ⭐ In my experience, there's no such thing as too many training runs. ⭐ 💸 $275.46 galactic credits remaining — the war chest shrinks! ⭐ ⚔️ Week 2: Jesper $156.02 | Justin $13.86 | Hani $5.27 | Andor $0
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Q1 2026 Champion: Justin "Darth Trainer"

$333.68 spent — No $500 goal reached — Andor owes coffee! → View Hall of Fame

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Do. Or do not. There is no try... but there IS Brev!

🏁 $500 GOAL
$125
$250
$375
⚡ START
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Jesper
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Jesper
$275.62
2
Justin
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Justin
$152.26
3
Hani
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Hani
$10.53
4
Andor
Andor
$0.00
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EMPEROR'S COMMAND TRACK

Emperor Lobstantine's OpenClaw Division — "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen"

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Pat
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🦞 Pat 🦞
$22.40

"Unlimited POWER!" — nemoclaw environments = Pat's OpenClaw reference implementation

⚔️ The Galactic GPU Race — Q2

Prize: The Rubber Crown of Glory + Eternal ReBot Fame + Galactic Bragging Rights

Goal: $500 per pilot · Q2 2026: Apr 1 — Jun 30, 2026

⚔️ Q1 Champion: Justin "Darth Trainer" ($333.68) · ☕ Andor frozen in carbonite · New quarter, fresh start!

Pat🦞
🦞 Pat (Emperor)

"Darth Lobstantine"

Launching
$22.40
Week: $0.00
$0Goal: $500
4%
Q1 total: $34.11
W1
$22
W2
$0
Jesper⚔️
Jesper#1

"GPU Skywalker"

Full Power!
$275.62
Week: $156.02
$0Goal: $500
55%
Q1 total: $120.79
W1
$120
W2
$156
Justin
Justin#2

"Darth Trainer"

Full Power!
$152.26
Week: $13.86
$0Goal: $500
30%
Q1 total: $333.68
W1
$138
W2
$14
Hani
Hani#3

"The Steady Jedi"

Launching
$10.53
Week: $5.27
$0Goal: $500
2%
Q1 total: $35.28
W1
$5
W2
$5
Andor
Andor#4

"The Frozen Padawan"

Frozen in Carbonite
$0.00
Week: $0.00
$0Goal: $500
0%
W1
$0
W2
$0

Galactic Transmission Log

Synced from NVIDIA Brev Command weekly reports

Last transmission: April 13, 2026 (Q2 Week 2)
Next expected: Week of April 20, 2026

Q2 Week 2 transmission received! JESPER TAKES THE LEAD! $156.02 this week with 4 environments. Q2 totals: Jesper $275.62, Justin $152.26, Hani $10.53, Pat $22.40, Andor $0. Galactic credits remaining: $275.46.