BREV-O-METER

๐Ÿ The BREiNN GPU Grand Prix ๐Ÿ

Q1 2026 ยท Who will burn the most credits?

Click anywhere to start the race!

BREV NEWS
RACE LEADER: Justin with $92.32 in Brev credits โ˜… TEAM TOTAL: $190.76 spent this quarter โ˜… Q1 2026 ends Mar 31 โ˜… More credits = more robots = more fun! โ˜… LAST WEEK: Justin $17.28 | Hani $5.24 | Jesper $0 | Andor $0 โ˜… Credits expire. Regrets are forever. โ˜… Your robots NEED training! Don't let them get rusty! โ˜… RACE LEADER: Justin with $92.32 in Brev credits โ˜… TEAM TOTAL: $190.76 spent this quarter โ˜… Q1 2026 ends Mar 31 โ˜… More credits = more robots = more fun! โ˜… LAST WEEK: Justin $17.28 | Hani $5.24 | Jesper $0 | Andor $0 โ˜… Credits expire. Regrets are forever. โ˜… Your robots NEED training! Don't let them get rusty!

BREV-O-METER

BREiNN ร— NVIDIA Brev GPU Usage Race

๐Ÿ The Race Track

Click a character for trash talk + sound effects!
๐Ÿ FINISH $500
$125
$250
$375
START
1
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Justin
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Justin
$92.32
2
Jesper
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Jesper
$78.89
3
Hani
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Hani
$19.55
4
Andor
Andor
$0.00

Those GPUs aren't gonna train themselves!

๐Ÿ“Š Scoreboard

Q1 2026 Grand Prix

Prize: Mystery Prize Box + Eternal Glory on the Wall of Brev

Goal: $500 per engineer ยท Ends March 31, 2026

Justin๐Ÿ‘‘
Justin#1

"The Bearded Burner"

On Fire!
$92.32
Week: $17.28
$0Goal: $500
18%
W1
$0
W2
$75
W3
$17
Jesper
Jesper#2

"The GPU Gobbler"

On Fire!
$78.89
Week: $0.00
$0Goal: $500
16%
W1
$3
W2
$76
W3
$0
Hani
Hani#3

"The Steady Climber"

Getting Started
$19.55
Week: $5.24
$0Goal: $500
4%
W1
$0
W2
$14
W3
$5
Andor
Andor#4

"The Silent Starter"

Frozen
$0.00
Week: $0.00
$0Goal: $500
0%
W1
$0
W2
$0
W3
$0

๐Ÿ“ง Data Source

Email Data Pipeline

Auto-synced from NVIDIA Brev weekly reports

Last sync: March 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Next expected: March 9, 2026

Data is automatically pulled from the weekly NVIDIA Brev Usage Summary emails sent to [email protected]. The race updates every time a new weekly report arrives. Each engineer's Brev environment owner ID is mapped to their race character.

๐Ÿ“ˆ Team Stats

Total team spend$190.76
Credits remaining$619.21
Weeks tracked3
Active racers3 / 4

Andor, where are you?! ๐ŸงŠ

๐Ÿค” How It Works

1. Every week, NVIDIA sends a Brev usage summary email to Patrick.

2. The email lists each engineer's environment and cost for that week.

3. We map Brev owner IDs (like justin-5, jesper-1, hani-0) to each racer.

4. Credits spent = distance traveled on the race track!

5. First to $500 (or highest at quarter end) wins the prize!